Are You Following Me !?!

Sometime last year one of my sisters "put me on" to how "cool" and "trendy" #Twitter was. She convinced me to create a profile. I hated it. After 2 weeks, I deleted my profile. Earlier this year one of my exes/former best friends convinced me that I needed to give #Twitter a second chance for a plethora of reasons. Because he has #dimples and #muscles and #tatts I followed his instruction. Men that look like that are usually able to persuade me to do a lot. In fact, it was one of his kind that taught me that a woman that #swallows is priceless - but that's another blog for another time. In any case, former best friend has no idea of what type of monster he has created.

It's safe to say that I am addicted to #Twitter. I wake up tweeting , #tweet throughout the day and tweet before I go to bed. I get slightly upset if I have no @ mentions when I open up #Ubertwitter (@U_Luv_My_Tatts). I hashtag whether I'm tweeting, texting, bbming, or Facebooking. I sometimes THINK in #teams. If I'm @ the vending machine @ work, I'm thinking, #TeamCoke or #TeamDr.Pepper - which fuckin team should I be on today !?! If I ever met alot of my followers I would actually WANT TO hang out with them. I've seen approximately 4 of my NY followers in person both on purpose and by chance. I have roughly 11 Twitter crushes - 50+ Tweethearts - 1 Twitter fiancee and 1 Twitter ex - bf. TBH I'm not sure if the people that fall under these categories (both male and female) are even aware of their roles but it doesn't matter. If I really want them to know who they are I can just list them. I will not though, because I like the somewhat anonymous, carefree paradoxical nature of Twitter where everyone is equal and unequal at the same time.

The characters that are on #Twitter are ridiculously absurd yet ridiculously entertaining. There are the thugs, the regular college kids, the rappers, the singers, the good girls / boys, the bad girls / boys, the beautiful ones, the sexpots, the comedians, the paper chasers, the weed heads, the alcoholics and the flirts just to name a few. I personally happen to be in about 8 or so of those categories but one #team that EVERYONE on #Twitter will swear that they are on is #Team Real. I also notice that apparently no one is on #TeamBroke. I guess all the broke people are too broke to have mobile phones or computers *_* That in itself is a joke. Everyone is an exaggerated version of themselves which our #Twitter names reflect. No one can convince me of any different. My twitcon is a pic of me in a yellow Rugby bikini this past summer. In real life, the most body art that I'll randomly have on display are my arm tatts. I once tweeted that #Twitter reminds me of 'The Sims'. It's wildly realistic and entertaining, but it's just that - entertainment. I'm not mad at it though. I'm gonna ride the wave until I'm over it or until the next big thing comes along. *Kanye shrug* *runs off to #tweet about this blog*